Yes, I'm going to talk about past relationships, so you know it's going to be interesting considering my track record. Anyway, since I'm not really sure what I have/have not expressed so far here, I'll try to do the Cliff Notes version to catch everyone up on the latest Wondermint™
It all started last year when I started to date this ex and everything was good. We had fun, we enjoyed our time together, explored some hills and valleys, all that stuff. Then on New Years Day, we texted to each other while I was at work ... which helped pass the time nicely I might add. The next day, the texts continued, got a bit more interesting, but then suddenly went off the damn chart ... the wrong way.
Now to set this up, let just say that I was having fun texting away when she said she was going to swing by to see me. I can handle that. After all, the last time she did that I got food on top of seeing her. Double Ding! But this time when she said she was going to come see me, she combined it with, 'where are you at?'
This didn't really catch my attention until after I answered it and I got back, 'Um ... I know this is going to sound silly but ... I think I don't know who I'm talking to. Who are you?'
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Now, my mind froze for multiple reasons, as I'm sure you can all understand. What stuck in my mind the most was, she's sending all these texts, with what we were texting, and she doesn't even know who's she's texting? WTF?!
Anyway, I pointed out who I was, which i didn't think I had to, and I got this in return; 'Oh yeah, I thought you were someone else. Sorry Dude.'
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Was she asleep the past few months? Or just asleep when we were hanging out? I know for a fact she wasn't asleep when we were exploring valleys and hills!
This of course started even more questions of who in the hell did she think she was talking to, which she refused to really answer. The answer came after work when I stopped by where she worked and talked to someone that we both know. I then found out that she was seeing someone else and the reason ... you'll love this ... he drives a nice car.
ATTENTION SHALLOW BITCHES EVERYWHERE: A car means dick ... and I'm not talking about the erect kind. If you are going to fall for someone based on what they drive ... well, I don't want to have anything to do with you.
This of course also lead to me finding out that she's been doing a lot more then just 'hanging out' with this dude. Oh well, guess I'm better off anyway.
Where this is leading is that after about two weeks, she was already trying to get back with me. After all, Mr. Hot Ride was an asshole (surprise?), and she knows better now. As for me, I'm not impressed. If anything I have learned in all these years, I refuse to give anyone that cheats on me a second chance and she is on that list.
Fast forward to this week. I was texting Erica, a good friend from work, when I just so happened to walk into the ex's work. She saw me, saw me texting and asked, 'so who are you texting?' I in return said, 'My new girl friend.'
Well, I wasn't lying. Erica is a 'new' 'friend' and she is a 'girl'.
This won me a wonderful look of, 'oh no you didn't go get a new girlfreind instead of hooking back up with me' look. Yes, I found it funny too. After a few more very small plesantries, I left and began to text Erica about the encounter and how she felt about me using her as a faux girlfriend, and she loved it actually. The bad part being I didn't think about showing the ex a pic of Erica until I got home just to see her reaction. Oh well, I'll leave that in the next time file.
Fast forward about 4 hours, the ex decided to come over after she got off work so we could talk like normal human beings. READ: She beated around the bush for an hour and a half until she got to the meat of why she came over. She wanted to know what she had to do to get me back. After a long explaintion of 'no way in hell', I walked her home.
Sure, I might hate her for cheating on me, but it was 3 am and I didn't want to see her A) beaten B) rapped C) both of the above or D) A+B+C+ whatever else.
Interestingly enough, she called me earlier, waking me up to boot >.<, so she could again ask the same question, just phrased differently.
How the hell do I find these people?!?!?!?!
And does anyone happen to have the number to a ex-girlfried exterminator????
It all started last year when I started to date this ex and everything was good. We had fun, we enjoyed our time together, explored some hills and valleys, all that stuff. Then on New Years Day, we texted to each other while I was at work ... which helped pass the time nicely I might add. The next day, the texts continued, got a bit more interesting, but then suddenly went off the damn chart ... the wrong way.
Now to set this up, let just say that I was having fun texting away when she said she was going to swing by to see me. I can handle that. After all, the last time she did that I got food on top of seeing her. Double Ding! But this time when she said she was going to come see me, she combined it with, 'where are you at?'
This didn't really catch my attention until after I answered it and I got back, 'Um ... I know this is going to sound silly but ... I think I don't know who I'm talking to. Who are you?'
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...
...
...
Now, my mind froze for multiple reasons, as I'm sure you can all understand. What stuck in my mind the most was, she's sending all these texts, with what we were texting, and she doesn't even know who's she's texting? WTF?!
Anyway, I pointed out who I was, which i didn't think I had to, and I got this in return; 'Oh yeah, I thought you were someone else. Sorry Dude.'
...
...
...
...
Was she asleep the past few months? Or just asleep when we were hanging out? I know for a fact she wasn't asleep when we were exploring valleys and hills!
This of course started even more questions of who in the hell did she think she was talking to, which she refused to really answer. The answer came after work when I stopped by where she worked and talked to someone that we both know. I then found out that she was seeing someone else and the reason ... you'll love this ... he drives a nice car.
ATTENTION SHALLOW BITCHES EVERYWHERE: A car means dick ... and I'm not talking about the erect kind. If you are going to fall for someone based on what they drive ... well, I don't want to have anything to do with you.
This of course also lead to me finding out that she's been doing a lot more then just 'hanging out' with this dude. Oh well, guess I'm better off anyway.
Where this is leading is that after about two weeks, she was already trying to get back with me. After all, Mr. Hot Ride was an asshole (surprise?), and she knows better now. As for me, I'm not impressed. If anything I have learned in all these years, I refuse to give anyone that cheats on me a second chance and she is on that list.
Fast forward to this week. I was texting Erica, a good friend from work, when I just so happened to walk into the ex's work. She saw me, saw me texting and asked, 'so who are you texting?' I in return said, 'My new girl friend.'
Well, I wasn't lying. Erica is a 'new' 'friend' and she is a 'girl'.
This won me a wonderful look of, 'oh no you didn't go get a new girlfreind instead of hooking back up with me' look. Yes, I found it funny too. After a few more very small plesantries, I left and began to text Erica about the encounter and how she felt about me using her as a faux girlfriend, and she loved it actually. The bad part being I didn't think about showing the ex a pic of Erica until I got home just to see her reaction. Oh well, I'll leave that in the next time file.
Fast forward about 4 hours, the ex decided to come over after she got off work so we could talk like normal human beings. READ: She beated around the bush for an hour and a half until she got to the meat of why she came over. She wanted to know what she had to do to get me back. After a long explaintion of 'no way in hell', I walked her home.
Sure, I might hate her for cheating on me, but it was 3 am and I didn't want to see her A) beaten B) rapped C) both of the above or D) A+B+C+ whatever else.
Interestingly enough, she called me earlier, waking me up to boot >.<, so she could again ask the same question, just phrased differently.
How the hell do I find these people?!?!?!?!
And does anyone happen to have the number to a ex-girlfried exterminator????
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