Make your own at Inauguration Speech Generator. Mine was as follows:
My fellow Americans, today is a w00t day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "dream", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually pocket.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces dexterity and intelligence challenges like never before. Our economy is grave. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for women. Our healthcare system is headless. If your left ball sack is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a disembarrred lawyer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a chunky peanut butter. But swinging together we can right this ship, and set a course for Las Vegas.
Finally, I must thank my strange family, my comedy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Anarchists for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of dry humping the American people. Without your swinger efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a w00t day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "dream", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually pocket.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces dexterity and intelligence challenges like never before. Our economy is grave. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for women. Our healthcare system is headless. If your left ball sack is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a disembarrred lawyer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a chunky peanut butter. But swinging together we can right this ship, and set a course for Las Vegas.
Finally, I must thank my strange family, my comedy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Anarchists for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of dry humping the American people. Without your swinger efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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