Shadowcasted Realities: Funny of the Week Part .5: Jeff Dunham #002

Monday, January 26, 2009

Funny of the Week Part .5: Jeff Dunham #002

Disclaimer

It is my mission to embrace the idea that my blog shall always strive to belittle the stupid, go on and on far too long about my anger over anti-game retards and to post an occasional worthy movie review or portion from my life that will actually matter.

I shall also strive to take all of your requests, but to never, under any circumstances - unless something tickles my fancy - to post based on those requests. Either way, don't get your hopes up.

It is also my mission to offend as many people as I can in the shortest time possible, because those who are offended by what they find here yet stay and don't click the 'x' on the top right hand corner of the browser (left for you Mac users) deserve it.

I will always remember that no matter how pointless and stupid the things I post are, I will always present them in such a way that they will be lessons that will last a lifetime.

Finally, I will strive mightily to always be the #1 blog in my neighborhood or, if not that, the #2 blog or, at least somewhere in the top 15 or 20 blogs. Oh, and also, at least once a year, maybe twice, I shall go to someone's home and eat really good food and I'll do my best to make you wish that you could be there to share it with us.

And finally, really finally this time, it is my mission to always remind the readers that I never lie, and I'm always right ... I think.

So let it be written. So let it be done.